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Tescos, looking at huge, comfy 'full briefs'
Redhead: Just get the pants. No-ones going to see them
24 hours later
Me: You know you're not hot when your OWN sister makes you get fat pants because no-ones going to see them.
Redhead: NO NO I didn't mean that
Me: Take me home please